Brass Monkey

People I Plan To Haunt Tiny Diary

Regular price $8.00

Finally, a pocket-sized place to keep track of your posthumous priorities. Whether it’s petty grudges, unresolved drama, or just a running list of people who deserve a little ghostly mischief, this 2.75” by 3.75” diary is your future haunting blueprint. With 112 gilded-edge pages, it’s the perfect mix of elegance and eerie intent. 

Styled with nostalgic flair and a touch of the macabre, this diary channels old-school stationery vibes with just enough spooky sass. It’s ideal for chronicling your spectral plans, mysterious thoughts, or simply jotting down names with dramatic flair.

  • 2.6 x 3.75 x 0.5 in (6.5 x 9.5 x 1.27 cm)
  • 112 pages
  • Hardcover, foil stamped felt cover with gold page edges

Brass Monkey is the perfect blend of clever and classy—think of it as the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. This brand specializes in well-designed products with just the right amount of sarcasm, offering everything from cheeky gifts to delightfully offbeat stationery. If it makes you laugh and looks great on your desk, it’s probably from Brass Monkey.

With a knack for mixing vintage-inspired aesthetics with a sharp sense of humor, Brass Monkey creates everyday items that don’t take themselves too seriously. Whether it’s a journal filled with witty prompts or a coffee mug that perfectly sums up your mood, their products are made to add a little fun to life’s daily routines. 🐒✨