Andrews McMeel Publishing

Effin' Birds 2027 Wall Calendar

Regular price $16.99
Warning: calendar contains strong language and stronger laughs.

Get ready to ruffle some feathers! The Effin’ Birds 2027 Wall Calendar combines full-color vintage bird artwork with sweary diatribes by foul-mouthed avian shit-stirrers tired of sitting tight and playing nice. These birds bring the chaos, the comedy, and a whole lot of attitude. With expletive-laden captions full of unapologetic trash talk, this calendar is snarky, relatable, and deeply therapeutic.
  • 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)
  • Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
  • Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink
  • Planning spread for September–December 2026
  • Spans January–December 2027
  • Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders
  • Official major world holidays and observances
  • Moon phases, based on Universal Time
  • Vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings