H to Your B Day Card

Who has time to spell out entire phrases these days?

What with the veritable slew of friends you have to give cards to. Shorten things up. "H to your B day" sounds cool. Like I want to wish you a happy birthday, but I'm not going to spend all day doing it, because I'm important...and that's why you love me.

• This card measures 4.25 x 5.5 folded
• Comes with a 100% recycled brown bag envelope