Coffee Alter Egos Squishables
Coffee Alter Egos Squishables
Coffee Alter Egos Squishables
Coffee Alter Egos Squishables
Coffee Alter Egos Squishables
Coffee Alter Egos Squishables
Coffee Alter Egos Squishables
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Coffee Alter Egos Squishables

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Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different. Squishable Alter Egos are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are...somewhere). Released in collectors' sets of 5, each one is Snacker-sized, with a base of beans and special soft fur. Because some things are universal. 

Affogato
What's better when you pour espresso over it? Pretty much everything! Vanilla ice cream? Yes! Hot chocolate? The best! This cat? Delicious! More espresso? Absolutely! Wait, don't eat the cat. Stick with the vanilla ice cream.

Bodega
What comes with a paper cup, is probably lukewarm and a bit bitter, and contains massive amounts of caffeine? Me! But also this Bodega Coffee! To be clear, the coffee is actually in a paper cup, unlike me. I just carry a paper cup around everywhere for some reason.

Decaf
There are things we drink because we have to, like water. And there are things we drink for fun, like lemonade! And there are even things we drink for health, like chicken soup, which we also drink because it's delicious. And then there's this guy -- Decaf coffee. I don't know why we drink it. But some people do.

Devil's Brew
You know what I do when I see a demonic entity sworn to the services of a possibly metaphorical underworld? I go up to that servant of darkness and say, "you're not decaf, are you? Cause I've still got a lot of studying to do tonight." And then I drink it.

Happy
In another world, coffee looks the way it makes you feel. It's filled with sunshine and rainbows and happiness. It looks like the smell of smiles and magic, and the promise of alertness despite that late night you spent binge watching Doctor Who. This is that coffee, in case I wasn't being clear.

  • 6 squishy inches of forever caffiene
  • All new polyester fiber
  • Ages 0+
  • Weighted with plastic pellets
  • Choose from 5 different coffee styles
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Squishable is the ultimate destination for irresistibly soft, huggable plush toys that bring joy to all ages. Known for their whimsical and quirky designs, Squishable creates ultra-soft stuffed animals, from adorable food plushies and mythical creatures to fan-favorite characters. Each plush is crafted with premium materials, making them perfect for cuddling, collecting, and gifting. Founded with a mission to spread happiness through plush, Squishable continues to innovate with limited-edition designs, custom collaborations, and a passionate community of plush enthusiasts.