{"product_id":"12-days-of-sarcastic-mini-christmas-cards","title":"12 Days of Sarcastic Mini Christmas Cards","description":"Looking for a holiday gift with a little more attitude? This Mini 12 Days of Sarcastic Christmas Card Gift Set is packed with 12 hilariously inappropriate mini cards guaranteed to earn laughs, eye rolls, and possibly a spot on Santa's naughty list.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12 miniature cards 3.75\" tall x 2.5\" wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12 miniature kraft envelopes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBox Dimensions: 4 x 1 x 3 in (10.2 x 2.5 x 7.6 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\nCARDS INCLUDED\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFa–la–fucking–la\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e‘Tis the damn season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTime to get your “It’s just what I wanted” face ready.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA basic Christmas card for a basic bitch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpoiler alert: he dies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSave water, drink cocoa.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHe sees you when you’re drinking . . .\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNothing for you, whore!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSanta doesn’t believe in you either.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMerry Christmas to my favorite ho.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBite me.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cards and envelopes are not big enough to be sent through the mail. However, they are perfect for gifting in person, making it WEIRD at work (JK... don't do this), slipping in a packed lunch, or a stocking!","brand":"Bad Betty Greeting Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46361603145797,"sku":"BBSCB","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0640\/3971\/4885\/files\/00d10edc-c4a4-415b-9060-7df2aad950b0.jpg?v=1794359361","url":"https:\/\/zakkajoy.com\/products\/12-days-of-sarcastic-mini-christmas-cards","provider":"Zakka Joy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}