{"product_id":"12-days-of-dirty-flirty-mini-christmas-cards","title":"12 Days of Dirty + Flirty Mini Christmas Cards","description":"Add a naughty twist to the holiday season with these Mini 12 Days of Dirty \u0026amp; Flirty Christmas Card Gift Set. Packed with 12 hilariously risqué mini cards, it's the perfect gift for your partner, a Secret Santa exchange, or anyone who enjoys their holiday cheer with a wink and a little less innocence.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12 miniature cards 3.75\" tall x 2.5\" wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12 miniature kraft envelopes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBox Dimensions: 4 x 1 x 3 in (10.2 x 2.5 x 7.6 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\nCARDS INCLUDED\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTits the Season\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you're nice . . . I'll be naughty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI like you how I like my Christmas tree . . . erect.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe only package I want is yours.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLet me jump on your North Pole.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLet’s make like the little drummer boy and bang.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlide in my chimney.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJingle my bells for a white Christmas.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhen I think about you, I touch my elf.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll I want for Christmas is dat ass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLick it. Lick it good.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSomeone’s excited for Christmas!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cards and envelopes are not big enough to be sent through the mail. However, they are perfect for gifting in person, making it WEIRD at work (JK... don't do this), slipping in a packed lunch, or a stocking!","brand":"Bad Betty Greeting Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46361573228613,"sku":"BB12DF","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0640\/3971\/4885\/files\/bbb23251-3341-44e8-baff-c2b95d1f26d2.jpg?v=1794358819","url":"https:\/\/zakkajoy.com\/products\/12-days-of-dirty-flirty-mini-christmas-cards","provider":"Zakka Joy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}